Dalek Invades Florist

The Daleks plans for the conquest of Earth have become even more audacious it seems as this week one was spotted holed up in a florists in Crawley, West Sussex.

The hand built Dalek is adorned in flowers and wields a handbag – but don’t be fooled, it is still a deathly killing machine.

Just try telling that to shop owner Sally Mills.

“We have had quite a bit of interest from people in the town

“Everyone has asked questions. We are selling it for a friend, it has been a bit of fun really.”

FUN? Oh yes it’s fun Ms Mills, and you can rely on that declaration when UNIT have been over and cleared up the mess that Dalek made. You’ll be a social outcast for letting it stay in your florists, but the day it carried out its orders should have been the happiest day of that young couple’s lives! Instead Crawley was devastated – but at least it was a bit of fun…!

(EDITORS NOTE: Mick Karma is feeling unwell)


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