Step aside Captain BirdsEye; it’s the Doctor’s turn to adorn a packet of your popular Cod Fish Fingers as part of National Fish Fingers and Custard Day – a day celebrating the Time Lord’s idiosyncratic taste buds.
The bespoke packet features the Eleventh Doctor peeking out from behind the fingers of fish – to celebrate the event today, 3rd April.
This one-off packet was given to the Eleventh Doctor Matt Smith, to commemorate the 50th anniversary, along with a very generous lifetime’s supply of the Captain’s finest.
So sadly, you won’t be able to purchase a box.
But if you fancy some fish fingers and custard, you can try this acquired taste at Manchester’s Lass O’Gowrie pub whenever they run Doctor Who events…
(Now, let’s be realistic. The chances of a single printing of this box are extremely small. Somewhere, dear Kasterborites, there are others…)